chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021

Chopsticking

When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.

My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.

by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021

Floppy Chopstick

When a man of Asian decent attempts to have sex but cant get it up. "floppy Asian dick"

Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.

by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018

Eating soup with chopsticks

The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.

Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?

by Starkwill October 21, 2021

Chopsticks

means Drumsticks

Da band needs new chopsticks.

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018

Chopstick

Using two fingers to masturbate.

My friend said his dick is so small, that he chopsticks that son a bitch.

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Chopsticks

Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...

"Josh: Yo, how can you eat with those chopsticks?"
"Jake: Arigato gozaimasu!"
"Josh: Oh, fuck off, weeb."

by TheStreetShatter March 18, 2020