Columbus Chocolate Milk

A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.

After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.

by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013

chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

by Z-Jizzle June 10, 2008

chocolate whore

a woman or man who eats or enjoys chocolate all the time.

person 1- mom why are you eating chocolate again?
person 2- oops!
person 1- your such a chocolate whore.

by fuckk. October 10, 2009

Chocolate tunnel of love

1. A tradition tunnel of love, except through chocolate instead of water
2. Sweet, sweet anal sex

Guy: Thanks for going on the Chocolate Tunnel of Love with me again.
Girl: I was scared the first time I tried it, but after that, I was surprised how much I liked it!

by puddi0907 January 7, 2012

chocolate cheerio

An anus or butthole covered in fecal matter.

I just took a HUGE dump and my chocolate cheerio really hurts!

Hey did you get laid last night?
Hell yeah, the bitch let me put it in her chocolate cheerio!

by MattyBoomBoom June 11, 2008

Chocolate Fudge Downie

A black person suffering from Down Syndrome.

That guy's a straight up Chocolate Fudge Downie

by hobofusion January 23, 2011

Chocolate Freezy

The act of a woman caressing ice cubes along a mans scrotum while simultaneously sucking Nutella off of his glans.

"I thought that I had seen it all until Suzie pulled the Ol' Chocolate Freezy on me."

by Lenewfag69 October 16, 2014