A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)
by ledbatz November 10, 2009
by thereallG11112 July 29, 2023
A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.
A young metrosexual male, preferably with a man-bun and/or beard who dresses fashionably. He would be into the current fads or trends and always drinks complicated beverages when dealing with coffee or alcohol.
by Pphafa[Phancy patns January 9, 2018
The act of ejaculating on a gay mans hairy chest, letting it glaze over and then picking it off layer by layer to eat as a nice holiday snack.
You should’ve seen the look on Billy’s face when I peeled off that crusted chestnut praline that I ejaculated all over his hairy man chest.
by Mook E Stone July 8, 2018
by TheKeyDifference September 9, 2020
A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."
Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!
by LooseHawgs17 November 19, 2015