Counting in Cheetos

When a person has made up a number so preposterous that it can only be described with using a unit of measurement that does not exist.

A. I've had sex with 64 women.
B. Bullshit, you must be counting in Cheetos.

by m.ick January 18, 2011

Cheetohs

A fluffy crispy thing with a cheese essence it tastes like orange rain with cats falling down from the earth.

Girl 1: What is that?
Girl 2: It's a Cheetohs bag

by zoey101_wth April 27, 2019

Nifty Cheetos

A term used in place of the word, "Awesome!"

You get turned into a whale by a wizard, this is nifty cheetos.

by Morava March 9, 2007

Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day

April 17th is the designated day for sticking Cheetos up your butt, posting it on your only fans, and making hella money off it.

Guy 1: Yo today's April 17th, you know what that means..

Guy 2: Oh shit it's Make Money Off Sticking Cheetos Up Your Butt Day already??? Sick.

by p u s s y s l a y e r 2 0 0 0 April 16, 2021

Cheetos

A name given to a ginger person.

Ginger boy: "Alrite!"
Random: "Yer I'm gd cheetos"

by Dannyboi June 20, 2006

Chester cheetoed

The act of eating cheetoes and getting the dust all over your fingers. Then you insert your cheeto fingers in the poon.

Man 1: Dude what'd you do last night?
Man 2: I was eating cheetos and my girl was horny so I Chester cheetoed her.

by Jack-lynn November 6, 2020

cheetos

1. A term to represent a tiny little dog shit. See shit. Cheetos have spread rage throughout the world whenever a human being spots a cheeto on their floor. A cheeto will usually be picked up with a paper towel.

2. A Dangerously Cheesy Snack that comes in various flavors and shapes.

1. "God Damnit, I keep on finding cheetos from underneath my bed! I'm gonna kill that little bitch (dog)."

2. "Deeyamn mayne, what the fick is up with these Cheetos they're so damn cheesy, it's dangerous!"

by JBGroveStreet March 14, 2008