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cheeseburger

A sexual position requiring two women and one man. One woman sits on the other's face, allowing the woman being sat on to provide cunnilingus. The woman receiving cunnilingus must position her posterior parallel to the other woman's breasts. At that point, the man may enter and slide his penis between one woman's breasts until he enters the other woman's anus. This creates a "cheeseburger": two buns, some cheese, and meat.
James: Dude, seriously, why can't I ever get a girlfriend?
Matt: Because you always fucking ask them to get together with Cher and give you a cheeseburger!
by El Manana Chupanibre January 27, 2007
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Oklahoma Cheeseburger

An Oklahoma Cheeseburger is when a man sticks his dick in a girls shit-filled ass then puts his favorite cheese and bread on his dick and the girl begins to eat at it. Can also add "mayonnaise".
Glenn: Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and decided to give her my home made Oklahoma Cheeseburger with Extra mayonnaise
Jimmy:....... you are fucking disgusting.
by Cumrag1000 May 18, 2009
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cheeseburger face

an endearing big, round face with cheeks that stick out pretty far on both sides of the face.
Renee Zelwegger, Queen Latifa, Kevin Spacey (just a tad bit), and "Big Boy"
by wama mama March 3, 2004
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Cheeseburger

An arbitrary sexual activity, usually performed by a student to a teacher or professor for brownie points.
Jean: Hey Abdullah, did you hear about how Ashleigh got an A in her math class even though she never turned in any of her assignments?

Abdullah: I did... I heard that she had to give Mr. Steinbreg one hell of a cheeseburger.
by GBoyofSV March 17, 2010
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cold cheeseburger

The real reason why many females dont like to fuck when they are on their period.
Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"
by ONAD REPEP June 8, 2014
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Cheeseburger

A name given to very large girls, usualy to girls with three rolls of stomach fat. The first roll being the top bun, middle roll being the burger, and the third roll being the bottom of the bun.
Dude One "Oh dang. Did you see that chick that just walked past?"

Dude Two "Yeah bro, sure did. She's a totaly cheeseburger."
by mexiKEN May 12, 2009
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Jr Bacunt cheeseburger

A particular cheesy tasting cunt or vagina, reminding the pussy eater of a jr bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's. Also used to describe a greasy cunt of a person, as to associate them with the greasiest kind of cunts.
That skank from last night was a real jr bacunt cheeseburger.
by JonnyHung April 13, 2009
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