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Chav

A bunch of twats, about 2 foot tall, trackies, reebok classic trainers, plastic-gold jewelry, fake burberry, usualy spotted outside McDonalds, terrorizing OAP's, and with a joint of weed (grass mowings) shouting "oi blud, u startin on me geez, i'll fuckn bang ya faggit"
hey darren, look at that chav over there, READY! AIM! FIRE!
by chav assassin November 26, 2009
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chav

First of all, someone already said that it originates from chatham in kent. I myself have the diespleasure of living in Chatham, so i know wat i'm talking about. Dumb. thats what a chav is. a dumb stupid sheep who follws the fashion sense of a drunk because his crack-dealing dad and his prozzie mum can afford the bling and the burberry. for some reason they think they should be worshipped as gods due to their dangerously angled hats. can be referred to as "scallies" "kevs" and sometimes "townies".

Clean up britain. Kill a chav today.
+ I iz not a chav mate, innit?
+ i'm not your mate
by jack bean November 21, 2004
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chav

chav, charv, charva: someone who acts big and hard when they are with the rest of their own kind pick on the young and old never anyone who can fight back.
smoke drink drugs and get pregnant at a very young age,
dress mainly in tracksuits checkard and branded names only.
newcastle chav: here man ya fukin divi al nock ya clean oot!!
"here mate lends a tab, money, light"

someone who wears rockports and starts on some random person for no reason what so ever!
by ian david wright January 28, 2009
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chav

British lower class. Thought to as scum by all except themselves. Commonly seen congregating on council estates and outside "maccy D's" wearing nike, schott and a 9 inch thick gold chain.
Wayne Rooney. And a retard. Chavs suck.
by Jake Hill December 28, 2005
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chav

A Guy who is 4-5 feet high and thinks he'se the biggest hardest guy in the world Becoz he Smokes Weed and Wearz Burbury
Chav : Ya Been To Mac Donalds?
Chav2: Its Safe
Chav3: Init
Chav4: Seen my New Burbury?
A chav Convo
by Fuckhabbo April 24, 2005
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chav

These are invisilicant who usually stay in herds or flocks for protection. They also have very limited vocabulary that usually consists of 'fuckin cmon then, got any fags, init, phat, burbury, smash your face in, bling bling,fuck you, hate goths, hate emos, hate skaters, and hate chavs.
Chavs are all invislicants and ignoramouses.
by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 28, 2005
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chav

Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.
Come back with my bumper, you fucking Chav thief.
by chavspotting April 27, 2004
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