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church-hopper

A church-hopper is an attendant of different churches who avoids church accountability groups because of rejection, embarrassment, hostility, and control.
"Churchian the Zealous is a church-hopper?"

"Yes, it's obvious, he's not churchy!"
by timlight July 6, 2009
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Church Cleavage

A tasteful amount of cleavage for special times, like when you're in church or having dinner with family. No one wants to see a massive erection on the Priest or Uncle Bob.
Your girlfriend Amanda has a great rack, are you nervous about her meeting your family and your little brother staring at her boobs the whole time. Nah, it's cool, she's keeping it PG and showing only church cleavage.
by thebigprize September 26, 2010
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Westboro Baptist Church

A group of over 70 people (all inbred probably and from the same family) who think more about sex than the average slut.
"God hates Fags!" Said the Westboro Baptist Church...FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES ON EARTH.
by cool guy 94 April 24, 2013
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Westboro Baptist Church

The bunch of idiots that, through their protesting at American Soldiers funerals, brought about the formation of the great American group the Patriot Guard Riders. Bikers and other volunteers who do motorcycle escourts, stand flag lines and offer suport for the grieving soldier's or veterans family during funeral services
Without the Westboro Baptist Church, there would be no Patriot Guard Riders
by PGR Ray January 27, 2011
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Chauche

A guy who trys too hard to get girls to notice him, similar to a tool or a douche.
God, look at that guy taking his shirt off, he's suck a fucking chauche
by ENIWUNEJ October 30, 2011
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Church Thug

One who tries to mimic gangsta and street like tendencies when in fact they ain't never put in any work on the block and they ass in church for Sunday school every week crying with their wanksta ass selfs.
Things a church thug would say:

Whats Poppin my G, Church was banging today!

Im bout to go cop a bible my G

Yo nigga we rollin deep to prayer night?
by ohlawddd March 11, 2011
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Mega Church

A church that operates way faster than any other ordinary church.
We hired a new Turbo Priest to preach in the Mega Church in our neighborhood.
by Atheneite October 5, 2017
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