Chardonnay

Chardonnay is an abusive female who beat up a little girl even tho she “couldn’t breathe” and then stomped on her head.

“I cant breathe” the girl wheezed before Chardonnay stomped on her head

by Rolas_ahegao December 29, 2018

charmone

charmone mutha fucker

It derives from bo selecta etc

charmone mutha fucker heee heeee

by Hooty McBoob December 15, 2004

Cardon

An erection acquired whilst innocently travelling in a car.
Hardon + Car = Cardon

I cant get out of the car yet, I have a massive cardon

by danielsan74 May 17, 2011

Chardonanus

The act of sitting on a bottle of wine and contracting the sphincter around the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki April 13, 2006

Chandon

Chandon hates everything on earth except Kobe Bryant, chicken, iPhones, and NBA2K 19.

"Chandon, you ever heard of name anything?"
"Yeah, that sucks. Kobe is better than Michael Jordan."

by OzieIslip July 14, 2019

Brayden Charbonneau

Complete pussy who has a teeny tiny uncircumcised penis (pretty much all foreskin tbh). This absolute stoner has no clue how to hold a relationship seeing as he's a total douchebag (no like fr him and his woman have probably broken up at least 40 times). He is pretty much the textbook definition of a Chad and this asshole is a complete hothead. He is a very angry little man with severe anger management issues so make sure to steer clear of this kid! He sports quite the gay haircut I must say, some would even say it resembles that of Ellen Degeneres. But, in conclusion, he's a complete prick with a tiny dick and a huge weed addiction! Fuck you Charb!

Person 1. *sniff*

Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!

by thig69 May 2, 2019

chardonnaying

The act of enjoying a nice cold glass of chardonnay, usually while doing something else enjoyable, such as sitting on a patio in beautiful weather.

It was sunny and 74 degrees outside so I sat on the front porch chardonnaying with my glass of Kendall Jackson.

by apdallas February 22, 2017