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a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.
At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!
by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013
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sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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sophie chalamet

An annoying discord user. They are an admin in faeglow's server. They need a lot of therapy and eat their soul away in king size hershey bars. They go by the name "soap" "babi grill" and "sophie." Their discord parents are Dora and Timmy.
Wow! Sophie Chalamet is super amazing!
by sophie chalamet October 27, 2020
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Timotheé Chalamet

Timotheé Chalamet is amazing. He can speak French. And has many more talents. I'm inlove with him and want to marry him because he is so adorable like wtf how is anyone like him. We all need a Timothee chalamet in our life because he is the MOST PERFECT PERSON ever
"Why can't everyone be like Timotheé Chalamet!?"
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Timotheè Chalamet

God created humanity, he saw it sucked, so he sent this angel-guy as an apology. if you hate him, or even if you just don't like him, well bro, shame on you.
Jane: Sorry i can't date you anymore
Darcy: but-but why?
Jane: because I'm in love with Timotheè Chalamet now, I'm sorry.
by EnglishNovelsAndFineActorsStan November 23, 2021
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timothée chalamet

the most handsome, charming man on planet earth. some may call him awkward but every girl will agree the awkwardness is hilarious and totally charming.
im in love with timothée chalamet

i watched that movie solely for timothée chalamet
by susan mcfart January 18, 2022
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