cellargirl

an unfortunate girl that is kidnapped and held captive in a cellar, basement, or otherwise imprisoned and used for the sexual gratification of her captor.

"Damn, i've gotta get me a cellargirl like those Austrian guys...they've got it made!"

by ElixirOfEvil October 18, 2008

Cellarday

Cellarday, also know as 'kelderdag', is a term used in the Utrecht, The Kingdom of the Netherlands, region to indicate a day with the boys. On this day, which is usually a saturday, the boys (and Merijn) drink tasty beers (mostly pilsner) and other beverages, such as champagne. Despite the name, the 'cellarday' ritual does not have to take place in a cellar. Often, it takes place in a poorly ventilated shed, a garden, and even sometimes in a living room. The cellar itself is a metephor for beïng able to be yourself in a safe space.

"Hey bro, i can't come tonight, i am already goïng to cellarday."
"Hey lads, are y'all in for a cellarday tonight?"
"'Sup guys, you know the drill: cellarday on saturday."

by Pseudonimiaan May 24, 2021

One Celler

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.

Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”

by dickinyourass August 26, 2018

playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011

Upper Decky Wine Cellar

Throwing a zynnachino in the top shelf of your lip in the back of your mouth.

Kyle: You pussy throw me a ferb germ I'm tryna fill this upper decky wine cellar

Brad: Suck my nuts pussy I ran out yesterday
Kevin: I got you bro, toss that wintergreen cheddar bob up in the cellar

by wadewiggins October 4, 2023

cellophone

What you can't call your cell phone, because then how would we be able to distinguish between mobile phones and string-instrument phones?

1.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Snake.

2.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Haydn and Boccherini.

by Vavie March 13, 2004

cellophane prank

A magical illusion created by placing cellophane under a toilet seat Causing urine splash and shit splatter.

I went to take a shit the other day and it splattered all over my ass, I fell for the old "Cellophane Prank."

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008