casket queef

the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch

"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

choose to mask it, or choose a casket

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business

hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

Pooh Casket

When someone you hate dies and homeless people shit on his/her grave.

Man look at that grave with all of that pooh on it.

Oh yeah, that's a pooh casket someone must have hated that person.

by Master of None September 3, 2013

rocking the casket

When you sleep with someone who is old enough to be your grandparent. Much like rocking the cradle but reversed.

Hey have you seen Dylan? Yea he's upstairs rocking the casket with some granny he met at the bar.

by Funnyguy47 April 21, 2018

Purple Casket

the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch

Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.

by Barnes N. Obel October 14, 2011

casket sexual

A hillbilly typically named Curtis digs up a relative to then have sex with a sibling in the casket

"Jim did u know Curtis is a casket sexual?"

by Antonio Stewart January 16, 2021

Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025