cartman

a person who is: a racist, xenophobic, no emphaty, psycho
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite

cartman is a mf but is the best character tbh

by calicó October 15, 2022

Eric Cartman

A character from South Park that expresses hate for minority groups

A “ wow that kid looks like Eric Cartman”
B” kewl”

by QuandAledingle May 6, 2022

Eric Cartman

Fat

You are Eric Cartman, eat less.

by cornucopiafacebutt April 9, 2021

cartman clause

The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.

After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.

by wajideus June 13, 2017

Cartman

A hardass.

Cartman is gonna stick a knife in the guy's brain and leak photo's of his body to the press, because he knows the guy likes that kinda shit.

by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021