Cartman

A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.

Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

cartman

a person who is: a racist, xenophobic, no emphaty, psycho
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite

cartman is a mf but is the best character tbh

by calicó October 15, 2022

Eric Cartman syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re the victim in every situation, no matter the circumstances.

I think Dig has Eric Cartman syndrome.

by StellaPTX March 03, 2025

Eric cartman

Someone who looks like Eric cart man or someone who looks like a fatso

Person: you kinda look like eric cartman ngl

Person 2: kys dude

by Lainislainandimme October 06, 2023

officer cartman

In a word: Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.

officer cartman is a gay.

by Mattus Ruttus September 04, 2008