Carson

Carson is nice, funny, and has a really hot body. Everybody loves him, and he is a little shy if you don't know him well enough.

Oh my god! That guy over there is such a Carson

by hellllnooooo November 23, 2017

Carson

Carson the best boy ever...

carson my bffl

carson, i love him

by Carsy_10 May 9, 2018

Carsonian Humor

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.

"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"

by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

carson

he is everything you would want. he has some flaws but the good out weights the bad. he is charming and loving but can be a dick at times. he has a great personality and is great with women. you would be lucky for a carson to be in your life.

whats the name of the great guy i met the other week, oh! you are talkin about carson.

by jettsfool February 11, 2010

Carson

Generally a kickass name for a girl. Carson's are absolutely beautiful. Everything they do is absolutely adorable. They mess up sometimes, but it's cute when they do. They're also popular, and naturally have the most beautiful eyes ever. Also, one of the smartest people you will ever meet. They're strong in all subjects, especially Science. Every girl envys a Carson. And all guys want a Carson. They are amazing girlfriends. And amazing friends. They will never leave your side. They aren't afraid to stick up for people, especially loved ones. If a Carson sees you getting picked on, even if she doesn't know you, she will defend you. A girl like this can keep you entertained for hours. Once you meet or see a Carson, she'll never leave your mind. She will leave a footprint on your heart. She is very funny, and loves to joke around. She loves to laugh. And while at it, has a very, very adorable laugh. She is shy at first, and will keep to themselves. But, once you become her friend, she is very outgoing. Athletic, but not overly athletic. All guys are jealous of her boyfriends/ best friends. They wish they were them. Not all guys will admit it, because they are shy. But, every guy who has known a Carson well, has liked them at least once.

Guy; "Man, look at that beautiful girl over there. She looks amazing. I want to talk to her."
Guy 2;" You'll have some competition, that's a Carson."
Guy;" Wow! A Carson would never go for a guy like me."
Guy 2;" Don't be so negative, Carson is a very outgoing, funny, nice, accepting girl. She'll definitely accept you as a friend."

by CoolKid76492 October 1, 2011

carson

a very tall, tan person who has bird like wrists and no one likes but his girlfriend. If you have a carson, you are very lucky so don't let him go! Carsons tend to go after girls out of their league

Jane: That carson is pretty hot, but he looks really desperate
Lindsay: His name must be Carson

by Lifelifelife May 27, 2015

Carson

A hilarious, outgoing guy, but shy when you first meet him. He is extremely insecure even though he is tall and very fit. He has the prettiest brown eyes you'll ever see and a smile to match it. He loves rock music, especially Linkin Park, and jams out to smooth jazz (not really). He is incredibly smart. Like seriously, it's not funny how smart he is. His intelligence is extremely attractive though. He has black hair that he styles into this little Mohawk thing that's so hot. He likes to keep it real. Once you see him really smile, not just a fake one, you know he's the one. He plays basketball, looks cute but awkward in the uniform though. He's the best guy friend I have. I love him to death and I wish he loved me the same way because I think that he is perfectly imperfect.

Kasey: What do you see in him?
Ryleigh: I don't know. He just seems so Carson to me.

by Mrs. Chester Bennington February 26, 2014