carpet burn

(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.

Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.

by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003

Carpet Surfing

A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugorshard one of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.

Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!

by Dream Rude October 26, 2006

Flying Carpet

When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.

Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009

carpet farming

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

by simon_magus September 28, 2003

carpet monkey

One who sifts through threads of the carpet in hopes of finding a small amount of cocaine.

When we ran out of coke danny became a carpet monkey.

by P LOS May 24, 2006

carpet comber

someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.

Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.

by caitlin February 20, 2005

Carpet Carcass

the skeletal remains founder under shit in a hoarder's house.

Dude, Did you see hoarders last night? There were four carpet carcasses in that bitch's house, yo.

by Fish & Food Bowl August 13, 2011