Cardboard Box

When a woman is surrounded by six tanned men who orient themselves into the shape of a box.

"Dude, Karen's such a slut, she got cardboard boxed last night!"

"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."

"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"

by Richard Johnson Jr. March 6, 2010

Ava Cardboard

Full on sex machine, knows all the words to Wap. Funniest girl you could ever meet. Very attractive. Fattest ass you will ever see. Very nice tatas. Deep ass belly button highkey. Would. Jewish.

Omg is that Anne Frank... NO you stupid Idiot thats Ava Cardboard

by Princess Beyonce May 5, 2023

cardboard people

Individuals who utilize ugly brown cardboard and a black marker to create a message of distress or need in order to dupe the working people out of a couple of nickels or a rotisserie chicken. Also known as pan handlers.

I cannot in good conscience contribute anything to the cardboard people.

by kelsiecole December 29, 2020

lemon cardboard

to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box

im going to lemon cardboard to night

by Dry lemon Cardboard February 10, 2023

Eat Cardboard

The process of dropping really good family made LSD that was dosed out on cardboard instead of traditional blotter.

George can’t wait to eat cardboard and see the Disco Biscuits next month.

by bertrando1 March 8, 2022

Team Cardboard

Most epic fucking P2P Team In Runescape. We Smack Serenity around all day.

"Team Cardboard Kills Shitrenity."

by Civilians September 10, 2012

Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.

Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."

by audis4guy November 22, 2011