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Careesa

The craziest, short tempered and controlling bitch you'll ever meet. (She's kinda cool though)
Don't hit me Careesa!
by Tino116 September 29, 2013
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Career Cuckold

Someone who happily sits idle while other people fuck their career generally because they are too nice for their own good.
He let me take all the credit for his project and as a result I got the promotion, he is such a Career Cuckold..
by Poorface March 4, 2019
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Pursuing a solo career

After the break-up of a combo who were making sweet music together, the one who just ends up sitting alone in the dark reminiscing while he fingers his instrument is said to be pursuing a solo career.
So what happened to David Van Day after Dollar split up?

Oh, he's pursuing a solo career in the back of a burger van.
by Fles December 7, 2010
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captee

One who is or has been captured; captive.
The kidnappers are hiding the captee somewhere near the sea.
by uttam maharjan December 23, 2011
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Career Ass Kisser

Someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people's ass in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.
She was just another dumb blonde that didn't have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career ass kisser and kissed the ass of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.
by liveurdreams January 24, 2012
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Career Cutie

N: 1) A person who has been attractive for the majority of their lives, which in turn has made their lives easier.
2) A female who's job resume consists ONLY of positions based on her looks, not skill set. Ex: cocktail waitress, bartender, promo model, model, and/or any other position only given to her because she is pretty.

3) A female who fails to develop life skills because she has never had the need for them, because she is attractive.
"Heather cannot work a full time job, she has no skill set or work ethic. She's just a career cutie."

"She's a 38 year old bartender because she has no direction in life. Her looks are fading and that's all she has. She is a career cutie."

"I cannot introduce her to my mother, she has no qualities other than being a career cutie."

"Career cuties have an expiration date."

"The market is saturated with career cuties."
by stone814105 March 31, 2013
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career guidance

I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is
by Dudemanguybroperson June 3, 2017
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