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sexy calzone

An attractive or appetizing female reproductive entrance.
Damn man, I hella went down on Ashley's Sexy Calzone last night.
by AnswersBoiii December 17, 2016
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Charlie Canzoniero

An amazing person who has the biggest smile ever. He will make your day and is amazing in all way shapes or forms. He is the definition of savagery and is great at everything. He is also the hottest person alive and has a cute butt.
Girl 1: That boy is such a Charlie Canzoniero
Girl 2: I know right? Look at his butt!
by A Person Who Is The Smartest November 5, 2018
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Hand Cannoneering

The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."

Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
by Dash71101 September 3, 2019
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Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep
Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone
by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020
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The calzone

A sec position including 4 bros and one girl. The girl is place betwixed all 4 of them, not causing a sandwich effect, but more of a calzone type feel. One man is on the bottom while the female lay with her back on him, the other man then lay on top of the female. The final two men penetrate the female from each side, one from the East, the other from the West. All men vaginally penetrate the same hole while she enjoys the show.
One bro to another: “Hey man the calzone sesh last night was great!”
by lilpeengang November 24, 2020
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Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.
by Gigi820 June 29, 2021
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Brooklyn Calzone

When you wrap your cock in puff pastry and have sex while using melted mozarella as lube
My girl is a freak, she made me give her a Brooklyn Calzone last night
by NeurotoxicSpork October 14, 2022
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