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Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.
Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.
by penissemen October 12, 2019
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Walker County Cannoli

A penis wrapped in a pancake with whipped cream. Usually eaten after dinner as a sweet treat.
Brittany ate a walker county cannoli after dinner, she just needed something sweet.
by Lairdman February 1, 2023
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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
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cannonize

the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations
It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 7, 2012
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cannalibrium

can·nai·lib·ri·um (n)

1. the sense of improving well-being from the consumption of cannabis;

2. when the psychotropic threshold is managed balancing spirit, mind, and body to enhance creativity and optimal performance;

3. the cannabis mediated homeostasis of the human endocannabinoid system;

4. the effect of natural daily consumption of cannabis as nutrition;

5. when cannabis and hemp flows freely for each individual as part of a sustainable world

Derived from e·qui·lib·ri·um
1) When your body receives the nutritional value of cannabis, increasing your sense of well-being, you are not "high" you are in "cannalibrium".
2) When cannabis flows freely in society for the health and well being of all, society is in cannalibrium.
3) When each person can sustain their own livelihood by crafting with cannabis, they are in cannalibrium.
4) When the world is sustained by cannabis taking it's rightful place as intended by the creator, the world will be in cannalibrium.
5) When Thomas Jefferson wrote on hemp paper, "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness", he was in cannalibrium.
by plant geek August 24, 2013
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canoli

A left handed punch, preferably thrown by an Italian.
"Whatda ya wannna canoli uh sumthin???
by ATM Master May 6, 2008
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