Cage Monkey

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

by AjiraKimberly April 1, 2009

Cage Rage Theorem

The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.

Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.

Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.

Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.

Rinse and repeat. In every movie.

KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'

Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)

Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)

Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)

by CharlesBottomer June 25, 2013

Drew Cagody

A guy named drew who likes to grab girls where they dont want him to usually the pussy or ass or tits he usually gets away with it and goes and does it to more girls likes grabbing girls named gisselle the most

I heard drew cagody raped gisselle

by JT QUINN November 13, 2018

Casedemic

An overemphasis on the amount of positive results of those infected , who may not even be contagious or have an infective viral load ; in order to deter from the fact that the infection is either weakening, or has depleted susceptibles , or that population herd immunity has been achieved as evidenced by the steadily declining hospitalization and death rates for such illness.

See how they are creating the Casedemic ? They are setting PCR tests at high Cycle Thresholds , like 37-40 Ct, which pick up dead nucleotides of a virus on someone who isn't really sick or contagious, but they'll still mark as a positive because the test picked up dead genetic fragments of that previous infection. This is generating tons of "case positives", but of people who aren't really dangerous to public health.

by The Florida Populist November 2, 2020

caedmon

Charming, makes any girl smile. Very protective, do not make him jealous. Easygoing, however fights for what he believes is right. If you have a Caedmon, he's a keeper!

You're dating Caedmon?! So lucky!

by realdeal112233 February 26, 2015

Luke Cage

a bad ass black dude from Marvel Universe who has super strength and is invincible

Luke Cage is also known as Power Man

by Gamer_Station17 October 3, 2016

cock-cage

Male chastity device designed to control/eliminate/stop the arousal of the enclosed penis.

Used by wives/girlfriends/partners to control wayward husbands.

Part of BDSM play between partners.

Worn as part of Sissification by CD/TV

Sometimes worn by TS gurls, as it is not ladylike to 'point'.

Gail: You've been a bad boy and so I'm going to trap your little weener in this cock-cage. Maybe then you'll respect me!

Mike and Nigel were cock-buddies and wore cock-cages at the nudist beach.

by CantataFS April 19, 2018