CalorieMaxxing

When your shirtless with your camera on while in a phone call with your friends eating really unhealthy food, generally a dessert or ice cream, and repeating the phrase “I’m CalorieMaxxing”, typically used as a method of Ragebait, but also can be used for non-ragebait purposes.

Dan kept CalorieMaxxing on call, so I muted him

I had annoyed John with my CalorieMaxxing so much that he hung up.

by Alactraz6 July 10, 2025

100 calorie snack

A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.

“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”

by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

hippie calorie

One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.

That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.

by Gonads77 February 21, 2025