by Clan anonymous October 7, 2016

Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks
by Starburst jellybean February 8, 2022

by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021

Feminist- I have crippling-oppression.
by "Obama Bin Laden" June 5, 2018

Noun a little sister under age of 5, that cannot walk. Thus needing help from siblings. A jibe used to convince the child to get up and Walk..
by Crippled annies me too movemen July 29, 2018

by Svasim February 5, 2020

When a girl has been fucked by a sex-god, leading her to cum so hard and so many times that afterwards she is incapable of movement. Often causes complete numbness, resulting in said sex-crippled girl to be unresponsive to being tickled or spoken to. Often cannot form words. May result in uncontrollable giggling due to mind-blowage of epic proportions
Guy- "hey babe, come smoke an after sex bowl with me"
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
Girl- "will you carry me? I'm sex crippled"
Guy- " sweet, I'm awesome."
by bitch you know it August 6, 2010
