by hotsource November 2, 2014
Get the space burrito mug.It's when you are eating cheetos and you get all of the fake cheese substance on your fingers. Then you start to jerk it with your cheesy fingers. Once you sploog everywhere, you rub those cheesy fingers in the puddle of cum then you proceed to suck the cheesy cum off of your fingers.
by Dwhitts1683 March 21, 2017
Get the Zesty Cheeto Burrito mug.1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.
2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,
"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."
2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,
John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...
Bob: That's my mom, fucker!
John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of your mom's basement!
"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."
2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,
John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...
Bob: That's my mom, fucker!
John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of your mom's basement!
by t_doffing August 11, 2009
Get the Five Dollar Burrito mug.When you roll yourself in a think blanket/comforter to the point where you make yourself look like a burrito.
by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015
Get the Burrito mug.A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.
by giselle January 22, 2011
Get the couch burrito mug.The act of ejaculating in a partners mouth, rolling them up in a living room rug and tossing them out a second story window as they spit the load mid flight resembling a saucy burrito
by Jay cam and lindo!!! November 3, 2018
Get the Flying burrito mug.The act of inadvertently crapping on a partner's face while attempting the tricky maneuver of crapping on the partner's chest in order to perform a Cleveland Steamer.
Jane was really looking forward to finally getting the Cleveland Steamer she's been dreaming about from Jim, but wound up with a bad burrito instead.
by DirkSmurgenson November 4, 2010
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