The act of ejaculating in a partners mouth, rolling them up in a living room rug and tossing them out a second story window as they spit the load mid flight resembling a saucy burrito
by Jay cam and lindo!!! November 3, 2018
Any decent fighter has a great finishing move. Don't hesitate to adopt the Flying Burrito. Take a running start at a dazed or drunken opponent, and leap with arms stretched over your head, turning your body so that you fly parallel to the ground. Crush your opponent.
Chuck Norris: "There is no defense for the Flying Burrito."
by Lawgina February 22, 2006
When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.
A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.
by The Big Ofer March 8, 2008
When a person farts around a group of people, then proceeds to leave the area with a quickness, leaving them with the lingering smell.
A man walks up to a group of friends, farts and walks away. "Flying burrito" he says as he walks away laughing.
by The Big Ofer March 8, 2008
by Gawdamn Pablo Effin' Escobar September 6, 2007
The act of:
First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,
Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then
Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,
Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then
Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.
Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
by Markus E_bear April 7, 2010