Bumfton

A privately educated male in his early to late 20s. Displays an arrogant and obnoxious attitude, often heard bragging loudly about how much his father earns. A bumfton looks down on state school educated people or would commonly be oblivious to their existence as they, in their eyes, are not even worthy of a gaze. Their natural habitat is South East Asian countries such as Thailand where they spend their gap year drinking on their father's money and being insensitive to local culture and other tourists. They often like to boast about helping poor people of the world, when in reality they spent the night with a child prostitute and then vomiting outside a sacred temple. Despite having the best possible education, spoon fed every mark they receive, the typically bumfton is relatively dense and would not survive if it were not for the job a family member lines up for them the moment they are born.

Bumfton #1: Hey Tarquin have you been to Kho Phi Phi yet?
Bumfton #2: Yah Rupert my dad bought it the other day
Normal person: Fucking bumftons

by Bumfton October 12, 2013

bumfast

A morning bumming session in place of breakfast

Mark and Neil have gone for there Wednesday morning bumfast.

by notoshrekchars October 23, 2013

bumfungas

Someone who sniffs around your or someone's else's arse only when money is involved..

There's that bumfungas trying for a sniff of your purse again!

by M8PGK October 8, 2017

Bumfuckville

The town of Monument, Colorado. Seriously, the only thing to do there is go cow-tipping. I'm not kidding.

Oh, and moon people from your car at red lights.

Mary: "I'm having way too much fun!"
John: "I know, right? Let's go to Bumfuckville Monument. I've always wanted to feel the burning urge to gouge my eyes out with a screwdriver!"

by The Monument Mooner July 19, 2009

bumfiddle

simply, an action where you flex your bum cheeks and somehow figure out how to play a fiddle with it.

"Oh my god, that guy is such a good bumfiddler!"

"Yeah look at his bootie flex that fiddle in such a violent way!"

by giannapranker123 July 11, 2009

Bumfuck, Missouri

Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.

The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.

Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.

"You think Detroit is rough? Try growing up in Bumfuck, Missouri."

by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012

Bumfiddle

Bateson87 is a bumfiddle

Dylan:bateson is my bumfiddle
Matt:same

by Bumfiddlejim May 5, 2019