bumblefuck

brice hall or anyone of his nature

he is such a bumblefuck

by hotcheetoesandholister July 15, 2020

bumblebuck

Something you call your gf when she is being hard headed and a smart ass at the same time

“Grab the monster”
“No you grab it, my hands are full” (her hands aren’t full)
“You’re such a bumblebuck”

by Sollyran April 5, 2021

Bumblefucked

To be screwed over multiple times in quick succession

I keep getting absolutely bumblefucked in call of duty right now

by Dakodcassidy March 6, 2022

Bumblefuck

To meander or roam aimlessly.
Can also be used in the form of "bumblefucking"

I've got nowhere to be, so I figured I'd just bumblefuck around town for a while.
I've been bumblefucking all day!

by crankedmusician March 11, 2022

bumbledick

the middle of nowhere or country

I was driving in the middle of bumbledick! Deer almost always hit my car!

by cheesecurd March 14, 2022

bumblecuck

When a 55 year old pilot (who pretends to be 35) and his wife are on Bumble looking for a 3rd to join their sad fuck party.

Jim was plowing Doug's wife and wouldn't let her own husband join in. Doug is the epitome of a bumblecuck.

by touchmyapple August 30, 2023

bumblefuckery

#bumblefuckery #bumblefry #bumblebeez: Momentary failure to live up to the Mission, Vision and Values (MVV) declared by the Sole Proprietor, Non or Not for Profit, Non Governmental Organization, Educational Institution or Private or Publicly Held Corporation (SP/NorNFP/NGO/EI/PrHC/PHC) charged with providing a verifiably beneficial service (VBS). Who through the provision of service, and/or way service was provided, caused unintentional or unrecognizable harm (CUIH or CURH) to student/s, client/s, patient/s or other service recipient/s (S/C/P/OSR). And may have done so so in ways that adversely impact both the S/C/P/OSR as well as their Kin (via inconvenience, expense, &/or situational, chronic or seismic harm (Via I, E, SH/CH/SH). The impact of which may affect current financial, physical, mental, emotional, moral &/or spiritual well-being and may also extend in far reaching ways, compounding existing trauma from lived experiences where harm was caused when progress, well-being &/or healing was promised yet not delivered in categorially inept &/or harmful ways; requiring time, energy and money to care for immediate wounds, while also having to address, redress or address anew past wounds (A/RPW/AAPW), be they physical or otherwise, visible or invisible. #restitutionrequiredalongwithpossiblerestorationandreparations

"_ _ _ _ _ _ _ " Swim School in _ _ _ _ _ _, CA USA exhibited #bumblefuckery when the owners did not immediately reprimand their employees for spanking K-5 students who were scared to swim instead of exploring what was scary about learning to swim and determining how to better approach acclimating #WaterSensitive Students #NeurodiverseStudents #StudentsWithInvisibleDisabilities to a pool environment. Including the pool itself; the scent of a pool; the ambient and variable sounds of a pool; the temperature of a pool and how it varies from first steps to deepest waters; the physical sensations of being in a pool up to your *ankles, calves, *knees, *groin, *chest, *neck; and/or *having your head underwater be it momentarily and willingly or otherwise**. Not to mention taking on larger Learning Curves like staying underwater for more than the average person can hold their breath, dog paddling in the deep end of the pool (aided or unaided), jumping off a diving board (accompanied or unaccompanied), sliding down a slide (retro, current or water park) and/or jumping off a high dive (knowingly and with consent or unknowingly without consent).

* Each of these requiring a different level of awareness, care, concern and trouble shooting depending of the lived experiences of the student, client or other service recipient -- along with different approaches to safely move from shallower waters to deeper waters, well assisted and well supported, to independently.

by Wendy Darling + Peter's Wendy August 31, 2023