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Bufferbating

1. When you're masturbating to internet porn on a 56k connection, and right as you hit your climax the video starts buffering, so you end up orgasming to a buffering bar.
I always want to kill myself after bufferbating.
by AlphaR0meo October 14, 2012
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Baffletility

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013
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Buffie

A wonderful person who would do anything out of the goodness of her heart . A person who has had a lot of badluck but has everything going for her now
Buffie is sexy
by Mimiforlife December 22, 2016
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Donny Bruffle

My man was giving me attitude, so I gave him a Donny Bruffle.

But he had an itch, so he just said "meh". Because the itch went away.
by White Girl Sunshine October 13, 2019
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chinese buffet

Restaurant that serves a variety of food for you to gorge on. Such items include Crab rangoon, Chicken on a stick, General tso's chicken, moo goo gai pan, seafood surprise, and botulism on the half shell.
Food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.
Boy I sure pigged out at the chinese buffet, and now i have diarrhea so bad I can poop thru a keyhole at 30 yards.
by David W February 8, 2005
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Bronco-Buffered

occurs when a video is forced to buffer more than 3 times while using Western Michigan University's blazing slow internet.
"I was going to watch the third season of family guy online, but then I got Bronco-Buffered."
by Hates-Slow-Internet February 17, 2010
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gay buffer

When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex so as not to appear gay.
Dude, leave me a gay buffer! You are so close to me you're practically sucking my dick.
by tkearns December 8, 2002
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