After one has made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, put it in a paper sack, and carried it around all day in a backpack, the bread may have become smashed, thus letting Jelly seap into the holes of the bread. The jelly then changes the bread from white colours to an ugly greyish purple, resembling a bruise on a human.
Hey Zach, you have a jelly bruise today?" "Yeah I do, Jake. I got ran into in the hallway and they smashed my bag
by The_Italian_Stalion_girl November 29, 2010
by Stinko Man February 05, 2003
Those bruises on your body that happened in the heat of the moment. You don't even know that they're there until your coworker on Monday morning says "Oh my god, what happened to your arms".
Friend says: "how'd you get all those fingerprint bruises?"
Friend of the friend says: "By having the time of my life!!!!"
Friend of the friend says: "By having the time of my life!!!!"
by Quimmy650 August 23, 2009
Jenny: "My Back Hurts, Can You Take a Look at it?"
Kayla: "Wow, You Have a huge Bruise Back Here"
Jenny: "Oh ya, That must be the dick bruise from last night"
Kayla: "Wow, You Have a huge Bruise Back Here"
Jenny: "Oh ya, That must be the dick bruise from last night"
by Batmans Great Aunt Sally February 12, 2010
The bruises you get on your shoulder-blades from a rough day of go-karting, named after Kingston Park Raceway.
by lachiet August 21, 2005
a bruise that consists of a bajillion (about 5 or 6) colors. a person can get these bruises most likely in the bicep area while playing a contact sport...especially the sport of lacrosse
After playing lacrosse for the whole season my rainbow bruise is massive, and has about 6 colors in it
by Aubrey Burt July 18, 2006
by Tony July 13, 2004