Deep Thayer Bruise

A Deep Thayer Bruise is the end result of complaining/bitching about non-existent injuries. Deep Thayer Bruises are most common amongst the repulsive and foul species known as the Burgessaurus.

The simpleton received a Deep Thayer Bruise after colliding with his mounted dildo.

by BurgessaurusHunter69 April 18, 2015

tongue bruise

When one tongue's or licks the erogenous zone of their partner so enthusiastically it results in a pressure-type bruise. Usually linked to fierce rimming.

I'd give her a good tongue bruise; or

I'm still limping from that tongue bruise Renee gave me last night.

by Black Thunder August 29, 2006

clitty bruiser

Refers to a massive cock that pounds the pussy so hard that it bruises the clit. See also Oil Can

Cynthia was walking bowlegged and sore after the Don pounded her with his clitty bruiser

by Clift July 5, 2006

bruise lee

noun, verb, adjective or adverb: To be like or do like Bruce Lee when it comes to fighting skill, ie, you are Bruce Lee's equal and no one else is better, no Jet Li, no Jackie Chan, no Chuck Norris, no Tito Ortiz, etc.

Billy Jack was at the bar looking for Little White Dove but the Hell's Angels gave him shit so he had to whip out some bruise lee on 'em.

by Cry Chain Cane May 16, 2006

Mushroom bruise

To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis

Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...

by German Gheppetto June 22, 2006

doggy bruise

A double bruise on your lower abdomen from having doggy style sex with someone who has a hard bony ass

That skinny white girl last night gave me a doggy bruise. That ass was so good but so bad at the same time.

by Andrew Drumm July 31, 2007

bruised banana

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.

"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"

by fokker July 9, 2006