Bruce

A straight male who acts like or is a complete flamer or d-bag

That boy a bruce.

Who?
CV3

by blankyadig March 01, 2010

Bruce

in a state of immense phyiscal daze. Unable to control neck, lip and eyelid muscles in a conventional manner.

'Bruced out'
'Look at the state of that bruce'
'BRUUUUUUUCE'
'Have u ever seen a pussy, brucey?'

by The Whiteside and Birns Show 2006 April 11, 2006

bruce

A slang term for "to leave". Originally to take leave against one's will, or in any case where going away would be a disappointment of some kind. However, over time it has been generalized to be used for any type of leaving or going away. It is now used in much the same way as the older slang term "to split"

The origin of this usage seems to be the ELO song "Don't bring me down" which contains the lyric "Don't bring me down, bruce"

"I'm sorry, I've got to bruce. I'll see you later."

"Did he bruce already?"

"Are we ready to bruce?"

by esmsms February 28, 2008

bruce

The term bruce, means to take a shit. There are only a select few people who use this slag term, it is not a common word used for shit. certain guys from south london will know the term.

"Yo family got to go cut a bruce... back in a bit"

by G nozzil February 13, 2008

bruce

being called a bruce is in the end being called a willis.

you stupid fucking bruce

I think you are such a bruce

man your girl is a complete bruce

by THE STIG 123 April 14, 2008

Brucing

The act of "brucing" (to bruce). To hit on, come on to, use cheesy lines to get your end away.

Guy 1: Where's Andy?
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.

Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.

by Bananashark August 16, 2010

the bruce

when a guy sneaks up from behind a girl and grabs hers tits aggressivly and rips at them while simultaneously slaping her ass

whoa did you just see bruce do the bruce to kayleigh?
no but now you owe him 6 bucks

by bigballler23 July 06, 2011