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bruce

The term bruce, means to take a shit. There are only a select few people who use this slag term, it is not a common word used for shit. certain guys from south london will know the term.
"Yo family got to go cut a bruce... back in a bit"
by G nozzil February 12, 2008
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bruce

being called a bruce is in the end being called a willis.
you stupid fucking bruce

I think you are such a bruce

man your girl is a complete bruce
by THE STIG 123 April 14, 2008
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Brucing

The act of "brucing" (to bruce). To hit on, come on to, use cheesy lines to get your end away.
Guy 1: Where's Andy?
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.

Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.
by Bananashark August 28, 2010
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the bruce

when a guy sneaks up from behind a girl and grabs hers tits aggressivly and rips at them while simultaneously slaping her ass
whoa did you just see bruce do the bruce to kayleigh?
no but now you owe him 6 bucks
by bigballler23 July 6, 2011
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Bruce

Bruce is a slang term for the word batch. Batch is a slang word for tobacco. You put bruce under neath yout bowls. A prefered mixture for bruce bowls is 50/50(50 percent bruce and 50 percent weed) Bruce always goes on the bottom. Bruce is a necessity. Without bruce we will all die. Thank god for bruce.
Do you have any bruce for my bowl?
I picked up a fresh pack of bruce.
by Bag of Destiny December 26, 2007
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brucely

The act of excessively loud kissing by an obnoxiously lame couple or the act of being generally obsessive with your significant other. Commonly referred to as being gay.
The wicked gay couple was making out in front of the local pizza shop on Main street while holding each other in an affectionate, but also very flamboyant manner. It was the most disgusting display of brucely to happen yet.
by Kristina January 25, 2005
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Bruce

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at great length and is an enthusiastic leader. Mervyn Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?
by sweet as chocolate June 17, 2011
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