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Bronado

(n): an individual, of male gender, comprised of an exemplary amount of bro-ness and tornadoes. When conjoined, these two factors give the recipient powers capable of altering the space-time continuum to appear everywhere at once, yet nowhere.

When entering the nature of broanativity, the bronado becomes immaterial, impervious to any form of restraint short of a black hole.
Yo, Tony, did you see Justin? He just went Bronative on us. Unstoppable!

Us Bronadoes gotta stick together, who knows what's out there.
by bros for bros.com.org.net January 10, 2011
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Bronana

The judgement rendered from personality in order to determine the theoretical size of a male's penis.
"That guy is kinda off."
"Yeah, he doesn't have a bronana"
by Bronanaski March 30, 2010
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Brolapse

When a group of close friends who consider themselves to be like brothers all "fall out" and go there separate ways for varying reasons.
if 6 friends fall in love with the same girl and everyone fights over her and eventually everyone hates everyone then that girl has caused a brolapse.
by BrotherJimStain May 10, 2011
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bronad

Bronad (noun) is your best bro. You two are so close and tight like a pair of nads.
Yo bronad, where are we going?
by bronad March 20, 2011
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bronana

simillar to bromonkey and brotato, is the word to describe the best of bros
me and my bronana are gonna smash johnny in the face tonight
by Crunchy1 September 30, 2012
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Napoleon Bonaparte

basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.
Napoleon Bonaparte suffers from Ackerman syndrome, a condition that makes your body short but increases the length of your dick, a trait that is crucial for any successful leader.
by t0x1c w4st3 May 31, 2021
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bronamith

A word used by jocks,athletes,and tools to describe a male bond so strong and so deep it would make you question their sexuality.
Yo brad my bronamith that shower after practice was sweet. Next time ill do the soaping
by sahandsome September 7, 2009
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