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I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.
Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!
by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010
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Broccoli

"I told the doctor I'm a healthy kid, I smoke broccoli."
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beef and broccoli

An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.
by DunbladeKilla January 29, 2004
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brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked
dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs
by shithappenspartynaked June 9, 2010
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broccoli journalism

Newspapers & other media insistently & usually patronizingly telling us things we already know or can work out for ourselves on the basis this information is "good for us"
Mary snorted in disgust at the newspaper article on the correlation between smoking & lung cancer, drinking & cirrhosis of the liver & excess calorie consumption & weight gain. She hated this kind of broccoli journalism.

Mary decided this was a good time to have a cigarette, a chocolate bar & a glass of wine.
by aspwitch May 6, 2010
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broccoli face

The disgusted look one gives when presented with something detestable. Similar to the face a child gives when asked to eat broccoli.
I pulled out and gave her a facial, she just made a broccoli face and ran to the bathroom.
by wh33 February 26, 2012
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Brocery

masculine grocery items such as beer, frozen pizza, and Doritos.
by Darka The Titan March 12, 2012
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