Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.
Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!
Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!
Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!
by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010
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An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.
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- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs
- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs
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Mary snorted in disgust at the newspaper article on the correlation between smoking & lung cancer, drinking & cirrhosis of the liver & excess calorie consumption & weight gain. She hated this kind of broccoli journalism.
Mary decided this was a good time to have a cigarette, a chocolate bar & a glass of wine.
Mary decided this was a good time to have a cigarette, a chocolate bar & a glass of wine.
by aspwitch May 6, 2010
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