Brett is the most attractive most amazing boy you will ever meet he has the most handsome blue eyes that intoxicates you with happiness,and he is super sexy in flannels. He may down himself but he gets happy when you remind him how extraordinary he is.
by Morgie July 19, 2015
The name of a guy who typically stands 6' tall with blond hair, piercing blue eyes and a laugh that makes you want to laugh along side him. He could survive a lifetime on sandwiches, protein shakes, trail mix and not to mention a healthy dose of oral. (give or get, he's not picky) Brett's are usually doters (look it up people, it's not that difficult) and enjoy activities such as "plowing" and finding new ways to reference his penis -- while simultaneously hating grocery shopping and begging for road head. Brett's will always be the one that got away if you let him pass...so judge wisely women!!
by Michaela aka The Phantom April 07, 2009
won’t tell u he’s bisexual but is definitely bisexual. very tall and scary. secretly loves a boy named alex dearly.
by TrashTheTown July 17, 2018
by BLantzalot June 24, 2019
Brett? The dumbest fuck in the bunch!
Can be sweet when he wants,But is also a huge JACKASS!
Never usually falls hrd for anyone,only on ocasions.
He`s a hick,for sure! Would go GAY for a Dakota or an Andy. Brett,is a douche bag. The end!
Bye:)
Can be sweet when he wants,But is also a huge JACKASS!
Never usually falls hrd for anyone,only on ocasions.
He`s a hick,for sure! Would go GAY for a Dakota or an Andy. Brett,is a douche bag. The end!
Bye:)
Brett,is a FUCKTARD!
by SEX:) March 11, 2010
NOUN: A total 2-face slimeball hypocrite. Someone who acts like Eddie Haskell from the old TV series, prim and proper to parents and people with power and authority, but a cynical and disgusting sleazemeister when among his peers. A model student and altar boy in Society, but into boofing and blackout drunks with his party-boy peers. The kind of guy who'll schmooze and slime his way up the social ladder until he puts himself in position to overturn Roe and deny abortion to victims of party rape like the ones he knew in college.
VERB: To commit a repulsive act worthy of a Brett.
VERB: To commit a repulsive act worthy of a Brett.
NOUN: Him? No I'd never go to a party with a guy like that. He creeps me out. He's such a total Brett.
VERB: Dude#1--How'd you make out with Mindy last weekend?
Dude#2--Awesome! Totally Bretted that skank-ass hoe. Let's go boof some Roofies! Put on some Marky-Mark. Yeow! Get DOWN!
VERB: Dude#1--How'd you make out with Mindy last weekend?
Dude#2--Awesome! Totally Bretted that skank-ass hoe. Let's go boof some Roofies! Put on some Marky-Mark. Yeow! Get DOWN!
by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019
That gal is Brett, the best of the best.
by Sistersis March 14, 2016