breeder wagon

also known as a mini-van driven by moms and dads of bratty children

A breeder wagon is any make and model of mini-van type vehicle (foreign or domestic).

by rebecca g May 28, 2009

Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

by Lacey13 January 19, 2012

Bean Breeze

After you eat some food (usually Mexican) that gives you some nasty gas, and you belt one out into the fan and let it waft over into your friends/girlfriends face.

Bubba: What'd you do to piss her off?

Me: We went out to Moe's and afterwards I hit her with the bean breeze.

by Jewcephus June 11, 2010

Baja Breeze

The unavoidable flatulence induced by excessive consumption of Mexican cuisine. Frequently followed by a lengthy trip to the rest room, requiring multiple courtesy flushes.

Man, I wish I hadn’t eaten that second tamale at lunch. I took some Beano, but it can’t control this Baja Breeze.

Ricardo, you need to lay off the Chipotle. Your Baja Breeze is scaring away the ladies.

by clsmooth72 October 10, 2010

Fart Breeze

The strong winds created when taking a gigantic vile ass fume. Usually these winds will be toxic and will be felt by nearby people.

Man 1: Is this strong wind coming from the south?
Man 2: Nah it’s my Fart Breeze

by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019

finna be a breeze

A phrase used to describe something extremely easy. Often the task turns out to be difficult for the user.

"I'm going to speed run supermario"

"Really?"
"Yea, its finna be a breeze"

by AmazingBastard June 17, 2018

Welfare Dog Breeder

A person who breeds dogs for thousands but begs for donations because they don’t have a job. They live off others hard earned money. They hoard animals and live in small houses. The dogs are a source of income solely to bring attention to themselves.

That welfare dog breeder took up donations to build a fence.

by wtf is wrong with people May 9, 2020