Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.
On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn
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Grandma: Cad you get be sub soup dear? I cad’t mreathe nrhough by dose ad all, I caught a cold add I cad’t boove.
Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.
Grandma: Brecisedly!
Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!
Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.
Grandma: Brecisedly!
Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!
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(n.) (1) Any of the children of Douglas and Michelle Barlen. (slang adv.) (1) Trend setting or path clearing.
(syn.) bad ass, impressive, unmatched, indestructable, envied, loved, hated, never ignored
(n.) (1) Any of the children of Douglas and Michelle Barlen. (slang adv.) (1) Trend setting or path clearing.
(syn.) bad ass, impressive, unmatched, indestructable, envied, loved, hated, never ignored
(adj.)(1) "Barlen boys grab your balls and lets go."
(noun)(1) "You know what we need? A Barlen."
(slang)(1) "We need to do this the Barlen way."...
(noun)(1) "You know what we need? A Barlen."
(slang)(1) "We need to do this the Barlen way."...
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