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friends with bonuses

Similar to friends with benefits but more infrequent; maybe only several times a year. Benefits, like with your job, are something that you can always rely on. With bonuses, it's generally a surprise and maybe only one or two times per year, typically around the holidays.
We're not friends with benefits, we only make out around the holidays. We're more like friends with bonuses.
by SUPERMANrs September 26, 2010
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bose

Buy
Other
Stereo
Equipment

or else you'll have a

Bad
Or
Sad
Experience

Specifically, expensive car stereos' BOSE systems are wired so stupid that you have to gut the ENTIRE system just to upgrade it. Their speakers are in weird non-standard sizes and 1- or 2-ohm impedance (the norm is 4-ohm) and each has its own amplifier. They have all sorts of amplifiers and wires throughout the car it's a Bermuda Triangle. The head-unit is also specially matched to these shit speakers!

Try and install an aftermarket head-unit and it will blow up because it thinks the speakers are shorted (lower impedance noted above). Try and replace the speakers and it will not sound as loud because of that same problem. Most people just roll their eyes and say, "Bose?? rip that shit out and start over, new speakers, new stereo, rewire!!!!!!!!!"

Some housewives think BOSE is the best, but really it's not. But you know what, even their stereos are like filet-mignon prices for a Big Mac, they deserve their money since their marketing is top-notch. Too bad their sound quality isn't as good as their prices would suggest, or as good as their marketing dept!!
Their sound quality is so bad their official slogan is
no highs, no lows, must be BOSE

And yes, there is a real person named Amit Bose (I think that's it)
by Angelino August 5, 2007
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bloused

1. messed up or confusing
2. to be intoxicated
3. to finish something
1. Everyone was naked when I got there; it was the most bloused thing I had ever seen.
2. I was way too bloused to drive.
3. After that J we bloused off all of Schneitzel's chips.
by murdoc 1 May 7, 2007
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bosephus mode

the mode the band van halen gets in before the show esp alex van halen bosephus is refered as the nickname for hank williams jr the mode is usually full of goofy funny stuff they do in the dressing room
hey man i saw that mtv unleashed special on mtv and van halen went into bosephus mode right before the show
by anthony pangilinan February 17, 2008
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Bosey

North east scottish word used to describe a cuddle
Could i have a Bosey
by chalmersdc September 2, 2010
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Timberline High School, Boise, ID

A school in Boise, Idaho known to be infested with mind-numbing amounts of jocks and douchenozzles. Spending a typical day in the halls of Timberline, you will hear phrases such as "money" and "shit was so cash brah", and witness the slow, painful retardation of modern society.
I went to Timberline High School, Boise, ID and felt like I became a cast member on Jersey Shore.

It's a Timberline thing.

I went to Timberline high sch - no, wait, don't walk away! I'm different from them, I swear!
by classof2009 January 17, 2011
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Bauserman

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.
Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.
by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011
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