Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.
by Minderbinder November 20, 2020
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Boris Johnson

A foolish dickhead that looks like an Aldi version of Donald Trump.
Boris Johnson is a chaotic little shit.
by Faerii July 14, 2021
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Boris Johnson

Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.
Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"
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Life of Boris

The most slav youtuber in history. He will induce you with his slavness and make you forever gopnik.
Guy 1: You ever heard of this guy named Boris?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT
by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 02, 2018
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Boris Johnson

Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.
by borisisapussio July 06, 2020
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Boris Johnson

(n, v)
Failing miserably and achieving the exactly opposite effect.
Building herd immunity in the UK was a Boris Johnson, with the PM and prince Charles both getting infected.

He told everybody to keep calm in such a voice that everyone started to run away. What a Boris Johnson.
by Eridor April 08, 2020
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Boris Johnson

PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.
"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."
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