A deluded collective of mindless, desensitized automatons who's primary goal is the assimilation of all others into their group. This angry and aggressive effort to assimilate appears to be an attempt to validate a false sense of moral and intellectual superiority. The motivation for this obsessive pursuit seems to spring solely from their mindless devotion to a man known as... 'The Obama'. At this time it appears that 'The Obama' is merely an inexperienced, unqualified and unethical politician but their unfounded belief that he is much more is cause for further investigations {*}.
More recent investigations have reveal a further communal belief that, once assimilation has reached critical mass, the ObamaHive will rule the world and all broken souls will be made whole again by 'The Obama'. Yet it is also believed, by specialists in the field of 'Cult and Communalistic Studies', that each individual in this collective dreams of being the ONE that 'The Obama' will embrace and give credit to for his success... thus going against their own O'Borg principle of Hive Before Self.
{*} - Further investigations by CCS specialists are ongoing to determine if the Obama is truly the Borg King or merely a puppet of other masters.
More recent investigations have reveal a further communal belief that, once assimilation has reached critical mass, the ObamaHive will rule the world and all broken souls will be made whole again by 'The Obama'. Yet it is also believed, by specialists in the field of 'Cult and Communalistic Studies', that each individual in this collective dreams of being the ONE that 'The Obama' will embrace and give credit to for his success... thus going against their own O'Borg principle of Hive Before Self.
{*} - Further investigations by CCS specialists are ongoing to determine if the Obama is truly the Borg King or merely a puppet of other masters.
When faced with an unexpected O'Borg attack it is best to avoid angering them and to quickly remove yourself to a safer area.
by heart.puma June 28, 2008
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Get the Pepper Borg mug.Greve Borg är en av de 5 allsmäktiga Grevarna tillsammans med Greve Nygren, Greve Vadelius, Greve Ekberg och Greve Gulldevall, dock är Greve Borg den mest kraftfulla och mäktiga av dem alla. Greve Borgs ärkefiende vets det inte mycket om förutom att han går vid namnet Didrik.
by Camacheee August 22, 2022
Get the Greve Borg mug.Any one of the hopelessly retarded, who believe in a Sky Fairy. who despite their many sins will welcome them with open arms. Following their last encounter with a truely enlightened being, who in a fit of disgust cracks their shit spewing heads open with the nearest garbage can! Also uptight, self adoring, viscious, single minded shit for brains.
by MaxHeadrom December 18, 2003
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of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
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"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*
"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*
by Padby February 23, 2009
Get the tapped into The Borg mug.A man who lacks empathy like he is part robot. The only emotions the Cry-Borg is programmed to display is jealousy, anger, and sadness. The Cry Borg's jealousy causes unnecessary dramatic situations which he then becomes enraged causing him to lose something he values. The Cry Borg then weeps for himself due to his self inflicted misery.
Rec beach patron: Hey is that the Leatherback over there sobbing behind the tree trying to get his limp shrivelled beef jerky dick hard.
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
by Zip Purr-head July 16, 2022
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