boner

an erectile penis, often a sign of arousal

i sat on his lap and holy crap, he had a boner!

by packing December 27, 2005

boner

1)an erect penis
2)what your boyfriend has when you are making out with him or just holding his hand
3)how big you wish your penis was all the time

1)"my penis was so fucking hard last night I had a major boner"
2)sally was making out with johnny and felt his boner poking her.
3)"Man I had a huge boner last night I wish my penis was that big all the time without all the blood in it," Johnny thought to himself.

by areon5674 February 14, 2006

boner

A slang term for an erect penis due to sexual stimulation. It is called so because the penis resembles a bone.

The man got a boner because he was looking at Playboy.

by Shoot Me Down September 19, 2005

boner

1: something a boy doesnt want to have in class.
2: something my grandfathers cant get.
3: something my grandmas wish they could get^^

ohrgohrs big boner sdknf asdlgnalk

by ben dover's cousin July 27, 2006

Boner

Where a mans penis sticks up from being sexually aroused or pleasured

he wants to stick is boner in anything with a hole

by Jordan woods June 12, 2015

boner

when you get horny and here comes the erection

last night i was looking at porn and i got a boner

by cruzal September 18, 2005

bonerizer

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent

Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!

by Marty North October 26, 2003