Boner's bonus

Female cum

If your tongue does a good job with her bean,boom! Instant boner's bonus all over your face!

by Mr. AvocadoMan June 17, 2020

Bonus waffle

waffle, babble, farce, hype about how off the hook our bad sex was; an edible token

drew: *bonus waffle*
jeff: lies man, our sex was bad, keep it

by keepit April 22, 2013

boofus

BOOFUS: Primary definition, possible Greek roots: A buffoonish insufferable bore. An ignorant arrogant self-centered clown, unresponsive to deserved criticism. Someone acting independently and in highly exaggerated opposition to normally accepted values and mores, so extreme and silly that it borders on sarcastic humor, but unrecognized as such. Someone who fails to apply common sense when formulating or applying a course of action.

Who was the BOOFUS that ordered these beach umbrellas for sale in December?

by blaineiac March 10, 2009

Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr

"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

bofugtard

n. someone/thing that displays the characterists of butt, fucking and ugly simultaneously.

that girl is a bofugtard.

by antierin December 14, 2005

bogus monster

descriptive of a circumstance or object that is ridiculously bogus or incredulous.

That's totally bogus monster, dude.

by INACT1VE March 4, 2011

Bonus Butt

When the fatty tissue of an individual's lower back is pressed together by the waste belt of their trousers, giving the appearance of an abnormally long anal cleft, or "Bonus Butt".

The phenomenon is frequently observed when an overweight individual leans forward while wearing a short T'shirt. Bonus Butt sightings are often reported at Ikea and other discount furniture stores, where the obese can be seen plopping and rolling around on various furniture items.

"Gross. I just got an eye full of Tammy's Bonus Butt."

"Don't bother. Nothing in there but boomachs and Bonus Butts"

"That is a tasty Bonus Butt. Yum yum yum."

by Dalton_Road_House October 11, 2012