Boff

A word to describe someone that is ugly (probably only ever used by mings)

Gerry - "have you seen her face she was a total boff”

by Girlyonket April 20, 2020

Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019

bofffed

to be stupid as shit in theology class, when doing math homework

joey bofffed big when he thought 4x7= 35...

by abby palmerton September 18, 2006

Pye Boff

A god like cat that can give people down syndrome

"Its GODDDDDDD PYE BOFF"
"YES PYE BOFF YEEEEESSSS"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

eggy boff

a specific scent used to describe something absolutely pungent

"reeks of eggy boff in ere"

by el4ska February 28, 2023

boffee

the most amazing and wonderful girl to ever exist. she's my best friend of course. <3

"i love boffee, she's so hot"

by smishee June 20, 2022

Boff Skoff

The art of Breaking Wind into your hand, containing it in your clenched fist and then releasing it under an unsuspecting by passers nose. Boff Skoff's are normally only carried out when the person who is releasing the Boff Skoff knows that it will be of the smelliest type, Thus causing the Boff Skoffer ( The person who smells or inhales it ) to Flinch, Shout, Scream or Vomit etc.......

Q) Why is Leroy vomiting ? A) Christopher has just caught him with a Boff Skoff !!

by leesumm1 November 04, 2010