bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

by Bonkering December 2, 2014

job blocker

a tattoo visible while wearing business attire, especially a tattoo on the neck

"It’s no wonder that many tattooists themselves refer to them as 'job blockers'. How can you take seriously anyone who has a fire-breathing winged serpent / the names of their three kids in sanskrit / the logo of a football team encircling their neck?" - WalesOnline Jan 13, 2009

by slumdog January 27, 2009

Bluff Blockers

Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.

I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.

by w.phx.az April 10, 2009

cock block blocker

cock block blocker: Also know as a wingman.

My wingman took care of the cock blocker

by dodgyd May 13, 2005

bockery

To be un-truthful, to lie

You dont have my hotmail, thats BOCKERY!!

Youre being stupid, I cant take anymore of your bockerness

by Icicless November 16, 2010

Booker

A boy who is the sweetest person you will ever meet, but is a bit of a show off. A Booker is usually a very friendly person and could talk for days. He is very active and good looking. Booker so good with his school work and easy to talk to. He tends to be very stubborn because he is a firm believer that if you want something you need to fight for it. If Booker is with you he will go out of his way to make you happy because it makes him happy, anyone that is lucky enough to have a Booker in there life should try to keep them forever. He is also very loyal and friendly

Girl 1: That guy is so nice I wonder who he is.
Girl 2: he’s so Hot and smart must be a Booker
Guy: who that guy ya that’s Booker he’s like my best friend

by Rabies46 February 25, 2019

Bocked

That feeling you get even when you are sober at 3:00 am. You are just feeling delerious and everything seems to be funny or confusing. One can also feel bocked after completing a tedious act or having a tiring day.

I played Minecraft for so long everything is just hilarious to me, I am feeling bocked.

by kikiandyolanda August 18, 2019