bluepool

Bluepooling refers to the action of producing a result, whatever the cost. Derived from the concept of getting a pool blue, whatever it takes. Chlorine and blue dye could have the same result, a blue pool.

Bob: Peter, I need this house built by tomorrow please/
Peter: Sure, I'll bluepool it, I have some silly putty and cardboard lying around
Bob: Just make sure it can stand up to tornados
Peter: Kill me now.

by IOMarlon November 10, 2017

bluetooth earphones

Prices of shit that don't work most of the time

These damn bluetooth earphones will not work fetch me a hammer

by Slenderman3954 December 25, 2017

bluetooth bomber

Someone who accidentally leaves their phone connected to a bluetooth speaker and then watches a video or plays a game resulting in their friends hearing what's on their phone.

We were all shocked to hear the My Little Pony theme song coming out of the stereo, but then we realized that Chad became a bluetooth bomber when he went to take a shit.

by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

bluetooth blowjob

A hands-free blowjob

That bitch was a pro! She sucked me off without using her hands! That was the best bluetooth blowjob I've ever had.

by craftbrewdrew March 28, 2015

bluetooth

A device invented by George Lucas in The Empire Strikes Back.

Remember that one part where Billy Dee Williams calls up his buddy with the robotic bluetooth headphones and he goes and IMs Darth Vader, who's all like "L0LZ, 1 4/\/\ j00r f4t-3r!!! PWN3|)!" That was awesome.

by Harris Bergstein December 28, 2006

Bluetooth

When a woman is giving a "Hands free" blow job to a man.

"DUDE! I got the sickest Bluetooth last night!"

by willywonka9385 January 2, 2009