Blow-up Day Disasters

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.

While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.

by TackityTackTackTacky December 05, 2012

you're phone is blowing up

You have at least one notification.

You're phone is blowing up with contacts.

by Horse racer May 17, 2016

Blowing up the Balloon

When someone buzzes on a brass mouthpiece in someone's asshole.

Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!

by Horn-player April 27, 2017

Blowing up my buns

Farting

I had chili for dinner last night and I've been blowing up my buns all day!

by daysie78 November 04, 2009

Blowed up real good!

When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.

"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

Arabian Blow Up Doll

A sex doll that resembles a female of arabian origin and does not need to be pumped up because it blows itself up for you. OMFG

Lonley guy: im going to kill myself b/c i can't get laid and it's too hard to blow uyp these sex dolls!!!
Cool guy: Why dont you us an Arabian Blow Up Doll b/c it takes all the work out of it!!!
Lonley guy: ok now i won't have to kill myself.
Cool guy: well let's not rule anything out...

by Polak117 June 05, 2007

Blow up a Dairy Queen

To take a huge shit.

"Dude, you were in there for like an hour!"

"Yeah, I blew up a Dairy Queen."

by stevo April 12, 2004