blort

A blort is a domesticated animal that exhibits three of the seven deadly sins (gluttony, greed and sloth) constantly and simultaneously. Can also be used for humans if the human is particularly blortish.

Garfield is such a blort!

by Sean Malherbe October 23, 2007

blowtard

A chick that sucked so much dick she became a retard
OR
Someone that's soooo bad at giving head.

"She seems a little slow", NO, she is a Blowtard.
"Does she ride the shor bus" NO, she rides a lot of cock.... she is a Blowtard

by Kalanii August 19, 2006

Blorange

Not Quite Blue, Not Quite Orange. Blorange

Wow!! Check It!!!!!

Blorange Jacket!

Boom Ting ^-^

by La'Frances March 23, 2008

Blorgan

1. Someone who is not only fat physically, but also mentally.
2. A Dylan Bulger

Pat: "Vic always runs up the bill at Applebees."
Lucas: "Yeah, she really is a Blorgan."

by The Kid 2.0 December 11, 2010

blorange

A mixture of blue and orange. Also, used to describe someone that fluctuates between sad and happy.

Trish is really blorange today.

by Phar October 8, 2006

Blort

This actually is a BLT(Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) with the addition of onion and sliced radish. That really makes a classic sandwich a real taste treat!. Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Radish, and Tomato sandwich or BLORT!!

I"ll have a BLORT Please, Toasted and with Mayo!

by jayjaycooksgood June 21, 2009

blort

to blow bubbles into a woman's vagina for her pleasure

Michael was the best blorter around. Women would come from far and wide to experience this sexual wonder.

by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018