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bloation device

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.
girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.
by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008
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blatherskype

Useless talk on VoIP.
Rambling on while on VoIP while the other person has missed the whole thing due to lag.
The lag is terrible! You're all broken up and you'll have to repeat all that freakin' blatherskype.
by Avery Coupon November 10, 2006
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blatantize

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.
Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?
by XA-9 October 11, 2008
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bloach

Clear, gelatinous, viscous bodily fluid deposited from an undetermined orifice. The source is assumed to be vaginal, but anecdotal evidence has included male bloaches. Stages of the bloach include fresh gel, pudding skin, and clear gummy bear. Causes include verklemption, elation, infirm vagina, and surprise.
Did you see that fresh bloach someone left behind the women's toilet on the 4th floor of the Foege building at UW?

When I poked it with a q-tip, I realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.

This bloach is chewy!
by PubicZirconia March 4, 2011
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Bloated

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.
girl: I ate so much I am bloated
by xoxo gi May 30, 2019
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used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings
that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation
by jason shetland July 5, 2008
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Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!
by Alexander P Jones December 4, 2010
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