Golden Blizzard

When someone has their tongue stuck to a pole and you take a piss in their mouth

When Jeremy encountered Marvin he laughed and gave him a golden blizzard instead of helping him

by The Vacuum September 27, 2014

brownie blizzard

When you toss someone's salad with an ice cube in your mouth.

"He totally gave her a brownie blizzard last night!"

by Rustilicious March 31, 2008

Midnight Blizzard

The act of generously coating your man crush's face with a thick batch of man chowder, with the aid of no less than four other men. All whilst he sleeps.

Cyrus: Dude, shut up and let me smatter his face with my love juice.
Domonic: Alright fine, but let me call three other guys. We'll make this a midnight blizzard.

by Blizz-tacular January 20, 2009

Siberian Blizzard

A wrestling move, popularized by Zangief. The wrestler takes an opponent in one hand and spins several times before rocketing into the air while still spinning. The opponent is then slammed into the ground head first from an incredible height.

If you ever enter my airspace again, I'm afraid I will have to Siberian Blizzard you.

by Cornwad June 2, 2010

Dirty Blizzard

When you place a line of coke on a girls or guys ass, when you go to do the line off of your partners ass they fart in your face and WHAM... your in the middle of a dirty blizzard! Good Luck!

I was about to do a line off of this hot chicks ass, when BLAMO.. she farted and blew all of the coke into my face just like I was in a dirty blizzard.

by Lefty Chronic October 15, 2009

Christmas Blizzard

A sexual act completed in or around the Christmas period: after a person completes the act of fellatio, keeping the resulting semen in his or her mouth, the sucker then stands to be face to face with the suckee; the sucker then puffs their cheeks, mumbles "Christmas Blizzard!" or "Merry Christmas!", then slams their puffed cheeks with their palms, resulting in the semen spraying into the face of the suckee, not unlike a blizzard occurring in or around the Christmas period in the northern hemisphere.

"Santa Claus was highly surprised when Mrs Claus performed a Christmas Blizzard after Santa's post-present delivery blow job."

by CBEnthusiast April 26, 2014

Phantom Blizzard

When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.

I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.

by ThePhantomBlizzarder February 16, 2009