Jizzard Blizzard

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014

Blizzard Shitting

The act of having multiple men cum in the girl's asshole and then having the girl take a shit next to a high powered fan so that all the cum bursts out and gets carried away by the fan...resembling a blizzard

Dude the party last night was insane, i heard some girl was blizzard shitting all over the walls

by mdubscasa11 November 1, 2010

blizzard

makes games with really bad graphics but awesome gameplay. in other words, they make games people still play years after being released.

warcraft, starcraft, and diablo are blizzard's three major series.

by bobertdude January 26, 2009

Bizard

Male equivalent of a Bitch.

Comes of "witch - wizard" idea.

Dude, don't be such a Bizard!

by Anastja May 17, 2011

Blizzard

An individual who attempts to or has sexual relations with a snowman.

Dude, my next door neighbor ruined my kids snowman, that blizzard banged the hell out of it.

by ugetit? August 27, 2016

Blizzard

A game company that thinks "soon" is a month++

We are happy to announce that we will soon be accepting applicants for the World of Warcraft® Open Beta Test for North America.

by DeathKiller October 23, 2004

blizzard

1. A company unable to complete maintenance on time.
2. A company manned by a jolly fat man with a snowy white beard (patch days only).

Blizzard finally completed their maintenance 2 hours after their scheduled completion time.

"Like omg!111one dude! blizz4rd r3leased patch111oneone GANK GANK GANK"

by World of Warcraft Forums April 17, 2005