The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.

Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.

by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011

smell your blessings

Smell your blessings: When you say bless you out of kindness because somebody just sneezed or farted

"ah ah ahh" ( farts instead of sneezing) prooottt... bless you!!! ? Smell your blessings...

by mali it titi mo September 6, 2017

count your blessing

be grateful of a positive outcome then negative (vice versa) or last second decision that would’ve turn sour of the matter at that time or place.

“Count your blessing” as today is not your time.

by VicBeRolling May 29, 2023

Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

by Pre1982Penny January 21, 2010

Blessing

A picture of a female that she has sent you pertaining to sexual content; such as: Nudes or booty pics

Brooooooo, she sent me blessings last night, they are A1!!!

by LORDofARCHMONT June 14, 2016

marijuana blessing

a way of which cannabis can be consumed

in a cnnabis joint/reefer aka marijuana blessing

by mellon69er January 11, 2009

blessing

to preform or receive oral sex

Boy 1: Ashley blessed me after school in the courtyard!!

Boy 2: Dude, hook me up with a blessing!!

by caliswaq July 2, 2014