Beertastrophe

A beer related event considered catastrophic to serious beer drinkers.

Karl approached the bar and requested his favorite, high quality draft beer. The bartender pulled the tap and discovered the keg was empty. The bartender explained they were out of his beer and offered him a Bud Light. Karl thought, "what a beertastrophe!"

Paul was out with friends at their local pub. They were sitting at a table. The smoking hot waitress had just delivered a fresh round of pints for everyone. As Paul stood up to leave the table for the restroom, he accidentally bumped the table, causing six freshly poured pints to spill over. Brian belted out "party foul", but he was quickly corrected when Jim said, "dude, that's a beertastrophe!"

by Titleist2002 August 20, 2013

beertaxi

a ride back home in a taxi after a long night full of alcohol in a dungeon

i took a beer taxi last night

by shaan October 13, 2004

bertainly

Bertainly is another word for "blatantly" meaning obviously.

Girl: Yo' is buff, yah!
Boy: Bertainly.

by Steph August 24, 2004

blartard

A black retard usually goes by the name Rafael Jimenez sells oils and fucks up your cooking refers to everyone as "dumb bitch"

Mike:"Hey do you know where I could get some oil?"

Mackenzie:"Yea just ask the blartard but make sure he doesn't add to much flour"

Blartard:"Shutup dumb bitch"

by Oil peddler October 20, 2013

blergal dorf

when you belch and it feels like you're going to vom on yourself then ask for coochie

self:*blergal dorf*
self:may i partake of thein fair coochie ma'dam?
high class lady:of course my good man.

by dovus November 7, 2018

Beertard

Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.

Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.

by Little Miss S September 22, 2006

Bleta

Shes got brown hair and boring brown eyes she the life of the party and loves to laugh. Shes love attention and drama and shes a grate actress when she needs to be however she is a bit crazy and can be disloyal to people and can be emotionless at times, she makes friends quickly and the boys love her!

Bleta is amazing

by Kickly May 17, 2020