Bedicted

Being addicted to your bed.

Sarah: hey do you know if Alex is coming to the party tonight?

Jennifer: No he’s bedicted

by I am in my own way August 16, 2018

bleeding obvious

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.

Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.

by Fafhrd November 22, 2019

Bedible

Food you eat in bed.

Sharp cheddar and salami are a perfect no-mess bedible.

by Random Rocket August 24, 2020

Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.

Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.

by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012

D-Blading

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.

I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.

by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013

creative bleeding

Like creative periods or creative menstrual cycle where an artist is unable to produce any creative off-springs.

I think my creative bleeding is over for now and yes, I am back with bang!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

Bleibtrau

The act of bringing out your dick for a girl. Named after German actor Moritz Bleibtreu

I whipped out the ol' bleibtrau on her last night, thus giving Kathy quite the mouthful

by Raekwon_The_Chef June 27, 2007