Blattypus

A mix of a human with curly hair and an aquatic platypus.

"hey that kid is kinda weird looking"

"ya man, he's a Blattypus, he just moved here from the atlantic ocean."

by Gregory Wainberg December 9, 2009

blats

to kick ass or too rape

derek: oh my gosh christina i want kim soo bad
christina:derek if you tell me one more time im gonna blats you.

mike: i wanna blats you all night
alice:then come do it.

by tiny_queen June 7, 2010

blatter

A verb used to describe a blatantly self-serving action which shows a complete disregard for ethics, fair play, and common decency.

Mike blattered all the donation money on strippers and Swiss chocolate. OR The dictator took all the rice donated by Oxfam and blattered it out to his cronies to re-sell at a steep profit.

by stayinskoolpdx May 21, 2018

Blartsexual

When you are only attracted to Paul Blart. No other females or male. Only lil paulie

Ty1: Dude Amy is so hot!

Ty2: Nah sorry man, im a Blartsexual

by egwhqyu7ghfre7 October 27, 2019

Blatt

Mr. James Blatt is the epitome of all entities in the known universe. All those who dare oppose him will be crushed by his alpha stance and deep, booming voice.

"Hey, did you hear that Mr. Blatt is doing a homework check today?"
"Oh fuck, I forgot to do it. He's gonna liquefy me."

by BlattWorshipper October 30, 2019

Blätterbesen

Heißt eigentlich Rechen, aber sagts es keinem.

Niklas: Rechen? Moanst du diesen Blätterbesen?

by Siegfried_der_erste May 8, 2020

blattered

someone who is so stupid they don't even know what they're saying. if your BLATTERED, DO NOT TALK TO ME. you are a bitch.

look guys someone is blattered!

dont talk to me because you're stupid.

by hailey loves you June 27, 2020